1. People of Earth!
2. White Devil ;-)
3. The Dunce Club
4. Detail Oriented Devil
5. Are you high a little?
6. F@%^#& code molesters, keep your grubby hands of my code ;-(
7. So what do I want from life? Persimmons! And pomegranates.
8. the "sheep shagging" lions!
9. bears on pasture (oil painting)
10. cherti polosahtyhye
11. A: I can't hear myself think! 
    B: Think louder, I can't hear you think either!
12. The cola wars: Burpsi-Cola vs Poopsi-Cola. 
    (Saw it on [adult swim] "Home Movies")
13. I'm a little coo-coo myself.
14. "legal colonoscopy" - priceless ;-) (litigious bastards - also good).
15. Two chicken bones (cross), and the picture of a dead chicken head at
    the top, in the jolly roger fashion - that's funny ;-)
16. Dropping a small piece of ice into the low-riding shorts of the female 
    student sitting in front of you - thats funny ;-) If only there was 
    an ice machine in the classroom...
17. "Take it with a grain of salt" is not as attractive as 
    "Take it with a caviar sandwich".
18. When a character in a video game falls of a cliff and dies,
    there should be a big banner on the screen that says "Gravity Wins Again".
19. Lumonade - it glows !!!
20. Stand still while I laugh at you derisively.
21. I don't want to appeal to the masses. Who would want to appeal 
    to the masses? Whores! I want to appeal to one person who would be
    my mate for a lifetime.
22. I just called to say I'm sorry
    that I called you all those nasty names.
    What I really meant to say my darling
    is "I wish you'd choke on something sharp".
23. Silly rabbit - kids are for trix!
24. The sword is mightier than the pan!
25. Hip throw on a lamp post.
26. Have you ever experience a stick stuck in the spokes of a bicycle?
    Try to visualize the same thing but with a bigger vehicle -- a car 
    at an intersection, or a big truck.
27. Your feminine wiles are overpowering my senses -- I might have to 
    isolate myself.
28. She's a cranky bitch.
29. A mad scientist must be well rounded -- narrow specialization
    leads to easy defeats.
30. World domination -- one person at a time.
31. An evil genious can't specialize.
32. Evil demands attention to detail.
33. A sloppy mad scientist makes for an excellent comic relief character.
34. Used fig leaf.
35. He carries his briefs in his brief case,
    his speedos -- in his speedo case...
36. Hi! I'm an engineer. Would you like to play with my erector set?
    It's in my pants.
37. A pink glock, caption reads "ladies best friend..."
38. Hippies armed with Tie-Dye colored AK-47s -- hillarious
39. Vurdalak na Volge (alternatively -- Barsuki na Volge).
40. Zamboni on the freeway.
41. Well wishers -- people who wish that you would fall into a well.
42. Птички невелички, но гадят как свиньи.
43. I can ruin baby carrots for everybody and make a lot of people
    uncomfortable.
44. People are far too proud of their religious affiliations, for no
    good reason... 
45. What would a pot-head think of the high society?
46. You know those fountain sculptures, were a kid is taking a
    wiz... Why aren't there any of those where a girl is taking a wiz?
    How about a fountain sculpture of some guy with explosive
    diarrhea? Or a bad hangover or food poisoning? Money shot?
    Bukkake? Blood spurting beheaded torsos? Too graphic?
47. Walk softly and carry a big stick -- that's how a psychopath would
    think. Submission through intimidation.
48. There is only hate and love, there is no in-between. Indifference
    is hate.
49. Cruelty is to offer kindness to someone starved for it, and then
    to take it away.
50. Root of all evil -- everyone has their own. For some it is an act
    committed in the past that causes selfdoubt or mistrust of others.
    For others it may be environmental. Wealth and fame are at the
    root of evil for Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Vanity and envy
    are the root of evil for Donald Trump.
51. Idea for cast of crazy story. A religious zealot father names his
    son Adam, and names the daughter Eve. Son is the older child, by a
    year. Being a parent of Adam and Eve suggests a God complex.
    There is also a hint of potential forbidden love (incest) to
    flavor the story. More thought has to be given to mothers character.
52. Restroom cacophony.
53. Make and sell IH8U T-shirts.
54. Executive Officer (picture of an executioner in a black mask on the wall).
55. Tit-for-tat, and pretty soon everybody is up to their necks in tits and tats.
56. The pants charmer. He charms the pants of people.
57. В Америке нет мужского рода, и женского тоже.
58. It's a potluck wedding, BYOB.
59. Nunchuker -- he either beats people up with nun-chucks, or he chucks nuns
60.